Life Experience: Pooping
In a nutshell: a universally shared experience that no one wants to share with anyone else.
The Newbie: “I remember the first time I went solo. I was 2-1/2 years old and it was liberating. I felt like I could take my time, go at my own pace and really be my own person. Of course it was an absolute mess. It was chaos, mayhem and generally disgusting. But it was all worth it because I was free and I finally had my privacy.”
The Veteran: “Let’s get this over with. Man I hope this isn’t a noisy one because there’s someone in the next stall. There we go, nice and easy. Ok, a quick look at my Instagram feed and then we can close up shop.”
The Debate – Folder vs Buncher: it’s really not a debate at all. The correct answer is, of course, Folder; we’re not animals. The only thing that remains to be confirmed, though it’s pretty much a certainty, is whether the Bunchers are also the psychopaths who put the toilet paper roll in the “under” position.